Him: Do you even blog anymore?
Me (snippily): YES, as a matter of fact, I DO.
Me (saucier): YES!
Him: Um, when?
Me: When you're not looking.
Me: I'm a busy woman! I can't be expected to blog every day.
Him: How about ANY day?
Him: Love you.
Me (grudgingly): Love you, too.
(He turns his back)
(I stick out my tongue)
Him: I can see you in the mirror. You know that, right?
Me: I don't have any idea what you're talking about. I have to go blog now.