Top of the Muffin to Ya!
Her: Oh my gosh, you look great!
Me: (blushing) Wow, thanks!
Her: No, seriously, I can't believe you just had your third baby.
Me: Well, I mean, he's four months old, so...
Her: But you're like, back to your pre-pregnancy size!
Me: Wow, um, NO. I mean, I'm wearing my pre-pregnancy jeans, but there's plenty of muffin for allllll of us, knowwhatI'msayin'??
Her:
Me: Sorry.
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I'm on 9 months and still have the muffin...
I am childless and have a muffin to whittle away at.
Muffin-top made it to Wiki? HA! Your cutie pie reversable skits with elastic look muffin-top friendly - right? Best of luck at Inman! It is the best festival around here! :)
Oh I do that kind of thing all the time. I give out just a bit too much info and the recipient of the info responds with awkward silence.
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