Thursday, January 22, 2009

Top of the Muffin to Ya!

Her: Oh my gosh, you look great!

Me: (blushing) Wow, thanks!

Her: No, seriously, I can't believe you just had your third baby.

Me: Well, I mean, he's four months old, so...

Her: But you're like, back to your pre-pregnancy size!

Me: Wow, um, NO. I mean, I'm wearing my pre-pregnancy jeans, but there's plenty of muffin for allllll of us, knowwhatI'msayin'??

Her:

Me: Sorry.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm on 9 months and still have the muffin...

glamspoon said...

I am childless and have a muffin to whittle away at.

Anonymous said...

Muffin-top made it to Wiki? HA! Your cutie pie reversable skits with elastic look muffin-top friendly - right? Best of luck at Inman! It is the best festival around here! :)

Maria Rose said...

Oh I do that kind of thing all the time. I give out just a bit too much info and the recipient of the info responds with awkward silence.